[ CURRENT FILING / SIGNAL LIVE ]  CASE NO. 00-APOLOGY / CRITICAL / RED / 06:58:51Z

WE CONFIRM
THE UNAUTHORIZED
RELOCATION OF THURSDAY.

We acknowledge that OMNICORP is responsible for the unauthorized relocation of Thursday into an unapproved fiscal quarter. This outcome was not aligned with our values, our process, or the modest expectations of the physical universe. We have appointed an independent committee to determine why this happened twice.